JOKE : Sardar’s letter…

Hey all,
    Here’s the joke I promised ;) By the way, this joke is in NO way racial, or intended against my Sardar friends. As we all very well know, Sardars are one among the brainiest people out there :) So no offence my dear Sardar friends…
    Enjoy the joke :)

A letter to a son from Mom

My dear Jagjit,

I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well
there.

I’m writing this letter slowly, because I know you
cannot read fast.

We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your
dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen
20 miles from home, so we moved 20miles.

I won’t be able to send the address as the last Sardar
who stayed here took the house numbers with them for
their new house so they would not have to change their
address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to
take our earlier address plate here, and that our
addr! ess will remain same too.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing
machine, situated right above the toilet I’m not sure
it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled
the chain and haven’t seen them since.

The weather here isn’t too bad. It rained only twice
last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and
second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it
would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with
all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them
in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him.
He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.

By the way I took Bahu to our club’s poolside. The
manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece
swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were
confused as to which piece should we remove?

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven’t found
out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don’t know
whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men
tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely
and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three
days.

There isn’t much more news this time. Nothing much has
happened.

Love - Mom.

P.S. Jagjit, I was goin! g to send you some money but
by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this
letter.

    Kaise laga? [transalation : how was it?] I hope all of you enjoyed it ;) Anyway, tata for now… Until next time, caio!


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Working in the UK…. Info for those who care…

Hey all,
    Few of my overseas cousins asked me to do a blog on working in the UK. Not very difficult, since I had plenty of information I gained from them, and there were plenty of websites on the internet. But I had a tough time finding out the best, which provided the most accurate information etc etc etc.

    Anyway… UK is a beautiful place. Plenty to see. Plenty to experience. Plenty of jobs. Plenty of pay. :) Whats the catch? Plenty of cost of living too :P

    Well, the site I told you about earlier is of an international recruitment agency that has offices all over the world. Michael Page. They offer all sorts of services like information on salary surverys, CV writing, interview tips and techniques, Visas etc.

    http://www.michaelpage-recruitment.com/Working-in-the-UK/    This page offers much information about living, and working in the UK. It includes information on travelling, starting up a bank account, cultures, cost of living, driving, food etc.

    An excerpt from the site :) -

  • sandwich £3
  • moderate restaurant meal for two (without drinks) £20
  • top end meal for two (without drinks) £60 upwards
  • pint of beer £3
  • glass of wine £3
  • Big Mac meal (large) £3.69
  • soft drink in a pub £2.50

    Heh heh… Thats what I call hefty! :D
    Anyway, thats all for now about living and working in the UK… Adios for now :)

Coming up next, at BlogForPeace… The joke I promised you 3 posts ago :P


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