JOKE : Sardar’s letter…

Hey all,
    Here’s the joke I promised ;) By the way, this joke is in NO way racial, or intended against my Sardar friends. As we all very well know, Sardars are one among the brainiest people out there :) So no offence my dear Sardar friends…
    Enjoy the joke :)

A letter to a son from Mom

My dear Jagjit,

I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well
there.

I’m writing this letter slowly, because I know you
cannot read fast.

We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your
dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen
20 miles from home, so we moved 20miles.

I won’t be able to send the address as the last Sardar
who stayed here took the house numbers with them for
their new house so they would not have to change their
address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to
take our earlier address plate here, and that our
addr! ess will remain same too.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing
machine, situated right above the toilet I’m not sure
it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled
the chain and haven’t seen them since.

The weather here isn’t too bad. It rained only twice
last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and
second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it
would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with
all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them
in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him.
He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.

By the way I took Bahu to our club’s poolside. The
manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece
swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were
confused as to which piece should we remove?

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven’t found
out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don’t know
whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men
tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely
and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three
days.

There isn’t much more news this time. Nothing much has
happened.

Love - Mom.

P.S. Jagjit, I was goin! g to send you some money but
by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this
letter.

    Kaise laga? [transalation : how was it?] I hope all of you enjoyed it ;) Anyway, tata for now… Until next time, caio!


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3 Responses to “JOKE : Sardar’s letter…”

  1. Ranya on October 11th, 2006

    Oh LOL. Brightend up my morning.. now time to do some jobhunting! Take care, Ranya.

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